We went around America, trying to get some idea of the impact the President-Elect has had on the general public. Below is an excerpt.

"What does this hold for the young budding American?"

"Budding Americans, you mean like these two girls on top?"

" Ummm.... no.... these girls are siamese twins, budding is a method of bacterial reproduction only, humans can't be made this way"

"Thank God, I liked the conventional way better, atleast it seemed better on the Internet"

"{Sadly} It seemed better to me too"

"{Picking self up} Proceeding with the questions, I would like to know what this means for you and your generation?"

"What? The aforementioned sites on the internet?"

"No, Obama"

"The Terrorist? Damn him, That bastard was responsible for 9/11 attacks in 2001! on my mom's fortieth birthday!... I forgot on what date it happened"

"No sir, Barack Hussein Obama"

"That bastard with the Weapons of Mass Destruction?"

"No sir, that was Saddam Hussein"

"I'd be sad and damned if Bush took me out too"

".. Sir, I'm losing patience here"

"You a doctor?"

".. Not patients you idiot, patience.. they are homophones"

"A homo what?...... prepare to lynch, we have a homo here"

"Excuse me?"

"Hey faggot, go tie yourself to that tree"

"I am not homosexual sir, just an unlucky heterosexual"

" The lynch has been cancelled...."

"Let's pretend that never happened and continue"

" OK"

"What do you think of Mr. Barack Obama, the President-Elect of the United States of America?"

"You mean that Black guy? Is he really the President? It was not an April Fools joke by the Rustic Rural Reporter?"

"This is November sir"

"We sometimes get our papers late you see"

"That explains it all"

"Anyway, if this Black guy is going to be the President, let me see... he might subsidize rap music?"

"That might not happen sir, Mr. Obama is from Harvard not some ghetto in the Queens"

"Thats a relief, you see music is like candy, you have to throw away the rappers"

"Hey, I've read that quote before,............ you ripped it off uncyclopedia!"

"Sure I did, does it look like i'm smart enough to think up shit like that?"

"Fair enough... any way, apart from subsidies to rappers, can you think of anything he might do?"

" I know! War on Canada?"

"Canada? Why?"

"Its close by, saves a lot of boring cruises across oceans"

"I must agree.. thats a good reason, plus I hear Canadians aren't very smart, If we are lucky, they might not even notice we've taken over"

"See?..... should I try for the post of Secretary of Defense? or maybe I should settle for Secretary of the Interior"


"May I suggest Secretary of the Posterior?"

"Cool!, thats a word Ms. Venus never taught us! And I graduated high school in the 7th grade"

"You mean you dropped out?"

"Yeah!... I thought I could make enough by borrowing money,buying houses and selling them for a profit... ad infinitum... damn these Collateralized Debt Obligations"

"OK... that line was inconsistent with your observed level of intelligence sir...... I guess Wall Street has more reach than Common Sense in the US"

"Thanks.... no one has ever complimented me before"

"Good bye .... nice talking to you"











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